Category Archives: Cubicle Musings

Face Off

1st
Dec. × ’09

No matter who you are or what position you hold within an office there is one golden rule “Hold it together in front of the client”

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A Bit of a Downer

22nd
Nov. × ’09

If you make fun of the mentally handicapped and no one is around to hear it, did a tree fall over in the wood somewhere?

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Stand and De-Liver

17th
Nov. × ’09

My liver has become the dipstick for my mental health

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A Little Off Filter

5th
Nov. × ’09

9 out of 10 paedophiles agree, hairy children are low in sexy

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Rise & Shudder

20th
Oct. × ’09

Motivation, some people don’t seem to need it at all, others drink it from Styrofoam cups.

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Gloat Like A Butterfly

19th
Oct. × ’09

some people shouldn’t indulge in exercise, the endorphin rush make them like angry drunks

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An Offspring In Your Step

18th
Oct. × ’09

Irony hurts way more than Bankles.

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Time Keeps on Sipping

14th
Oct. × ’09

If you find yourself running from a Tyrannosaurs Rex or sleeping with a young hottie that turns out to be your great great grandchild, then I really do apologise. It’s all my fault you see, for yesterday I foolishly broke the space time continuum in my lunch hour.

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Cock-A-Doodle-Don’t

13th
Oct. × ’09

In all of the meetings I have to attend there is one common motif. At some point, one person around the table will begin doodling. When it’s a doodle of a doodle… things can only go badly.

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The Emperor’s New Ho’s

12th
Oct. × ’09

“Sigh… I remember when male bonding involved poker, not poking”

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