Category Archives: Cubicle Musings

Wackronym

8th
Sep. × ’09

“Office Worker Snaps and Builds Igloo From Co-worker’s Teeth”

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A Square Peg in a Shit Hole

7th
Sep. × ’09

“The office isn’t a hole, it’s just a slight depression”

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Jerk in Progress

6th
Sep. × ’09

“A cigarette and a shot of vodka is otherwise known as a supermodel’s breakfast”

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Step Into My Orifice

2nd
Sep. × ’09

“If you do step into my orifice, then please wipe your feet before entering, and really, really wipe them after you leave”

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Tales From the Corrupt

1st
Sep. × ’09

“I think Ulrich would survive a zombie plague, because there would be very little to feast on between his ears”

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Yo or No

31st
Aug. × ’09

When you’re on holiday, no one can hear you scream

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My Lunch (Quarter of an) Hour

5th
Aug. × ’09

“The problem with eating lunch at your desk is that it apparently means people can walk up, scrape the lettuce of polite small talk off the conversation sandwich and simply sink their teeth into the ham of annoying questions”

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Time and a Halfwit

3rd
Aug. × ’09

“You just know Marty McFly never had days like this”

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Too Much to Think

27th
Jul. × ’09

“My socks are the only things left to gather up my brain, which slowly slick-drips out of my ears from an unexpected hate migraine”

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Karmageddon

22nd
Jul. × ’09

“Does your office have need of a karmic colonic? Maybe you too need a feng shwanker”

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