Soup Yourself

7thApr. × ’09

I made some delicious pumpkin soup last night. Whilst getting it out of the microwave, a woman who liked the smell, leaned over me, sniffed the rising steam and stuck her finger in my lunch. She commented on how delicious it was and how she was really in the mood for some hot soup. Then re-dipped her freshly sucked, acrylic-nailed finger, back in my soup.

She’s got a cold sore. I’ve got a cold soup.

People keep asking me to turn my phone off vibrate. I can’t because it’s my stomach.

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2 Comments

  1. Posted April 7, 2009 at 9:28 PM | Permalink

    hahahaha.
    I ate roast beef and vegies. then had a sleep on my keyboard.
    too bad bout that soup. :)

    xJ – Keep posting!

  2. Cyd Vicious
    Posted December 15, 2009 at 4:07 PM | Permalink

    I’m a pretty nice, tame person, but I would seriously encourage slapping that bitch in the face.

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