That’s How I Troll

8thApr. × ’09

One of my bosses called me into his office to ask my opinion on a product that we’ll be soon be launching.  I did my best to answer him, but my words trailed off when I saw his pencil. Perched on top, was a little troll doll. You remember them, the ugly plastic creatures that look like a naked Mickey Rooney at an all-night rave.
I was about to ask why a grown man would have that on his pencil. As I opened my mouth, he stopped me in my tracks with an iron gaze and simply said

Don’t

Walking back to my desk I made the decision to finish off the bottle of Scotch I have at home.

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