Step Into My Orifice

2ndSep. × ’09

Whenever a sales guy lands a big account, the whole office erupts in mutual reach-arounds. They trip over each other in a tumbling tsunami of sycophancy.

The emails flood in, each trying to out do the excitement of the last. It’s not that they care, they just know our boss also gets the email.

You da man!! Go Team!!

Nice work dude, drinks are on you!!!

I dream of carrying your strong seed to term!!!!!!

I mean honestly… It’s like a family reunion for exclamation marks.

(Ok, so I made up the last one)


Yo, where my tweeps at? –

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One Comment

  1. Posted September 2, 2009 at 4:56 PM | Permalink

    for some reason: “Great job on delivering that campaign” just doesn’t sound that sexy does it??

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