Gloat Like A Butterfly

19thOct. × ’09

I never understood why so many people exercise in their lunch hour or before work. Of late though, I’ve been getting up early and riding my bicycle and I really enjoy it. Through the simple act of heading outside and upping my heart rate, my whole day improves. When I would normally moan and roll my eyes, I serenely sit in my adjustable chair as my annoyance melts away. There are of course some people who shouldn’t indulge in exercise, the sudden rush of endorphins doesn’t encourage a peaceful euphoria. Instead the chemical surge enhances their aggression, they basically become angry drunks.

Steve started a pre-work boxing course about a month ago, and the results are increasingly apparent. Instead of him glossing over when asked a question, his eyes flicker with a meth intensity and he constantly spars with whoever is talking with him. It’s really hard to conduct a conversation when the other person is ducking and weaving, throwing mock boxing fists inches from your face and yelling

Eat the Steve, taste the pain bitch!”

This morning Steve was punching the absolute crap out of some thin air and complaining about his son. He’s about 20 years old and works here in our office, but I suspect his real job is creating inter-parental wars for profit. Steve was whinging about how disrespectful his son was when Polly remarked that he could keep him in line now that he’s learning how to box. I don’t think he recognised it was a light-hearted comment, because Steve simply told us he’d already punched his son in the head before. The office went silent and a garden of heads started popping up over the cubicle walls, straining towards the eavesdropping sun. Sensing an immediate uneasiness, he tried to rectify the situation with

Aw, not lately or anything – it was back when he was a kid

I’m really not sure how that is supposed to make it better.
It’s like trying to put out a fire by smothering it in petrol.

 

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48 Comments

  1. Posted October 19, 2009 at 6:48 PM | Permalink

    punching is satisfying. for all steve’s.

  2. WTF?
    Posted October 19, 2009 at 7:28 PM | Permalink

    You know, the police and labour court would have a field day with your blog, Elbow.

    I wonder what the statute of limitations is on the child abuse law.

  3. Ulrich is king
    Posted October 19, 2009 at 7:53 PM | Permalink

    we want more Ulrich!

  4. DudeYou'reLyingAgain
    Posted October 19, 2009 at 8:11 PM | Permalink

    I’m guessing when you started this blog most of your posts contained a kernel of truth, then somewhere around three or four months ago you thought ‘fuck it’ and started fabricating whole entries around what your approximation of a clever play on words for the subject line in the email entailed.

  5. Rudy
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 2:48 AM | Permalink

    I think ‘DudeYou’reLyingAgain’ hasn’t grasped the concept of what a writer is.

    Hey guess what? The Mighty Morfin Power Rangers are not real law enforcement officers.

  6. WTF?
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 2:44 PM | Permalink

    Rudy: Then Elbow should be writing for TV, not a blog which is usually some semblence of truth.

    I have some pretty screwed up things happen in my office, but if anything resembling the sexual harrasment and managerial BS he “sees” on a daily basis actually happened, something would be done about it. It’s all very well to sit around and laugh about it, shrug and say “that’s life” but really…if it REALLY was happening (honestly, Punching Steve would be reported to the police in a heart beat for a comment like that) something would be done.

    So I call BS too.

  7. DudeYou'reLyingAgain
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 3:57 PM | Permalink

    Hey ‘Rudy’.

    It’s cool; I understand what a writer is… I also understand how writers sometimes embellish or warp actual real-life events for the sake of their story. I suppose the crux of my argument rests upon the notion that DUFL is a series of neat creative-writing pieces masquerading as a blog.

    Oh – Re: Your ‘mighty morfin[sic] power rangers’ comment:

    Ha. I miss that kind of hit-you-over-the-head-obvious mid-90’s Friends-esque gutter-level sarcasm.
    That takes me back. Bravo. Slowly understanding how ‘Two and a Half Men’ has an audience now.

  8. Anonymous
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 4:05 PM | Permalink

    I once read something on the Internet that was so outrageous that it just HAD to be true, so I immediately called Interpol and texted the Pope about it. They too were outraged, and contacted The Justice League and Jesus Squad.

    It ended up with the whole thing being removed from the Interwebs because of it only being for entertainment purposes, even if it’s true, and as we know that is totally against the Computernet Rules.

    Thank goodness! I couldn’t take another minute of having a smile on my face. Now if you will excuse me, I need to go shut down The Daily Show, and that “news” site The Onion has had it coming for like, forever.

    Lates.

  9. Mike
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 4:11 PM | Permalink

    So wait let me get this straight. Writers who use their imagination or who embellish the truth should use television as their medium and the reason for that is Blogs should and do contain some “semblance of truth”.

    Hmmm that makes total sense when I think about it; everything I read on Blogs I believe has a semblance of truth. Like the time I found out about the death of Jeff Goldblum, or that informative Blog I stumbled upon relating to Aryan supremacy. No doubt all of those Blog articles contained a “semblance” of truth.

    Maybe we should ask Frenchelbow to specify at the beginning of each article how many semblances of truth his account will contain.

    P.S @ WTF: You’re a fucktard
    P.S @ DudeYou’reLyingAgain: So are you!

  10. DudeYou'reLyingAgain
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 4:58 PM | Permalink

    @ ‘Mike’ and ‘Rudy’ – I’m gonna assume you’re the same guy.. just ‘cos you both write real similar and make kinda amateurish assumptions about stuff and kinda get all pissy real quick about and sorta use weak metaphors as your stock-in-trade.

    Here’s something – I reckon you know our author in real life. Maybe you live with him. Maybe you are him. Yeah, you read it right. Cue outrage, etc.

    @’Anonymous’ (and assuming you’re not the same person as ‘Mike’ or ‘Rudy’) – Fuck. You watch ‘The Daily Show’ and read ‘The Onion’? They’re like, satire and shit yeah? I’m not talking about satire. Let me reiterate:

    DUFL is Creative Writing masquerading as a Blog. I like reading it. I understand the author’s right to bend the truth and embellish, etc etc. The shit he writes is patently untrue, though – and therein lays my qualm, you fucking idiot(s).

  11. Anonymous
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 6:48 PM | Permalink

    Internet: Serious Business.

  12. Mike
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 6:55 PM | Permalink

    @DudeYou’reLyingAgain – So on what evidence do your base your consistent claim that Frenchelbow’s posts are patently untrue?. Furthermore do you think anyone gives a shit about your groundless surmisation?

    At least my claim – that you’re a fucktard you go someone way to help proving.

    Thanks.

  13. DudeYou'reLyingAgain
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 7:18 PM | Permalink

    Hi Mike. Good to hear from you again. I’ll do this one in a kind of numbered point-form so you don’t get confused. Ready?

    1) ‘Surmisation’ isn’t a word.
    2) *You* obviously give a shit.
    3) I have mountains of detailed forensic evidence to support my claim. Literally, mountains. I’ve hired private investigators and shit. They report back to me once daily and give me colour photographs and wire taps and fucking cctv footage ‘cos they got guys on the inside at city hall who are willing to bend the rules if the right palms are greased. I’m looking into renting some more secure storage space because all of the hard evidence I have against DUFL is really cluttering up my house and making my home life difficult – like when your mum comes over she has to sit on last week’s wire taps and shit.
    4) And I quote: “At least my claim – that you’re a fucktard you go someone way to help proving.”
    Basic command of written language fail.
    5) I like you better when you post as Rudy.

    Eat a dick, Mike. :)

  14. Abe
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 11:27 PM | Permalink

    C’mawn, dont reply angy, you make a fool of yourself. Carrying on like this ^ is like shouting down the funny guy at the party who is spinning hilarious tales and keeping the crowd enthralled.

    Frenchy, keep up the good work .. most of your readers arent as uptight as WTF and DudeYou’reLyingAgain

  15. Rudy
    Posted October 21, 2009 at 12:14 AM | Permalink

    Hilarious. Let’s all get verbose shall we? Look who’s getting “real pissy quick.”
    Nice assumption “Dude”.
    But sadly it has no semblance of truth to it.

    Internetardation at its finest.

  16. rvswanson
    Posted October 21, 2009 at 3:15 AM | Permalink

    Heres something to get mad at instead…

    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax

  17. Posted October 21, 2009 at 4:02 AM | Permalink

    There’s something deliciously ironic about the following phrase:

    “Basic command of written language fail.”

    Don’t spend too much time on the internet Dude. You might end up losing belief in everything.

  18. Rudy
    Posted October 21, 2009 at 6:06 AM | Permalink

    ["I wonder how my internet fight is going..."]

    OMG PMSL
    “Eat a dick”
    FRENDS I LUV THAT SHOW!!!!1!1

    UR TEH BEST WINNER OF TEH INTERNET

    Apparently I am Mike too so more than happy to respond to personal insults directed there.
    We work on a follow-the-sun rotation it appears.

  19. DudeYou'reLyingAgain
    Posted October 21, 2009 at 3:37 PM | Permalink

    Oh Rudy! That’s such a Mike thing to say!

    You realise the second you let your guard down and post something as ‘Midy’ or ‘Ruke’ the game’s gonna be up, yeah?

    While you’re happy to respond to personal insults directed at Mike, will Mike do the same for you?

    Eat a dick, Rudy.

    If Mike doesn’t stand up for you then next time you see him, it might be at a party or whatever, you might have had too much to drink, you know – anyway you can confront him about it, like bail him up in the hallway, your breath all smellin’ of whiskey, and like pin him up against the wall and whisper in his ear something like “I thought you *loved* me, man…”, then smash the bottle on the ground and walk out of the party, silent tears streamin’ down your face, poor ol’ Mike standin’ there a little aroused and wonderin’ about what the hell he got himself into.

  20. Ruke Midy - oh shit
    Posted October 21, 2009 at 4:21 PM | Permalink

    yo yo nigger what you tryna pin on my boy Rudy? “Eat a dick”? Thats some heavy rollin’ faggot talk…

    Ahhh fuck it we can’t be bothered anymore.

    We must bow Dude to your superior intellect. You’ve unmasked the relation between Rudy and I, much to our surprise and chagrin and you’ve revealed the fallacies spread by us, through our nom de plume Frenchelbow on this Blog. Not a bad day’s work. All in all us thinks you should’ve gotten the Nobel Peace Prize as opposed to Obama. I hope you bust up cancer as your next mission.

    Keep rulin’ Jesus
    Ruke Midy FlenchEbow

  21. WTF?
    Posted October 21, 2009 at 6:06 PM | Permalink

    You guys got all incomprehensible there, and my eyes glazed over.

    I think you missed MY point. In the real world, asshattery like what goes on at Elbow’s workplace would not be tolerated. There’s some bordering on illegal and harrassment stuff there. Child porn? Punching your kid? Not just for yuks you know.

    So, even if it is waving at the truth, my point is that I’m wondering why Elbow is blogging about it not calling the freakin’ cops.

  22. Posted October 21, 2009 at 6:17 PM | Permalink

    I couldn’t help myself – I can’t resist the tingling embrace of a flame war.

    @DudeYou’reLyingAgain, you’re a fucking idiot. You’re going to jump up and down about words like ‘Surmisation’ when you don’t even know what a blog is?

    Your numbers don’t help in us understanding whatever infantile, ill conceived, piece of shit arguments – because they’re wrong.

    “you both write real similar and make kinda amateurish assumptions about stuff ” – What? Really? You’re going there? I hope you’re a troll. Because I would pity anyone who would be forced to exist in such an impenetrable bubble of ‘amateurish assumptions’ as you seem to.

    “DUFL is Creative Writing masquerading as a Blog. I like reading it.” – Well STFU, douchebag. Many of the world’s blogs are dedicated to posting things made purely for entertainment value. If you like reading it, but can’t help but squirm when you imagine someone actually having enough imagination and talent to write something INTERESTING rather than some shit drivel of bullshit everyday occurrences – don’t fucking read it, prick.

    “Eat a dick” – I will go eat a dick, but it will most certainly *not* be yours.

    Good day sir.

  23. Posted October 21, 2009 at 6:19 PM | Permalink

    Oh and @WTF – no one missed your point, they just tried to ignore it and move on.

  24. Posted October 21, 2009 at 6:42 PM | Permalink

    http://xkcd.com/386/

  25. DudeYou'reLyingAgain
    Posted October 21, 2009 at 7:00 PM | Permalink

    Hi Peta.

    Read your blog. You’re like…one of the angry ones, yeah?

  26. Ulrich is king
    Posted October 21, 2009 at 8:50 PM | Permalink

    hahaha you guys are nuts

  27. Posted October 21, 2009 at 9:19 PM | Permalink

    Don’t worry Dude – nothing on Peta’s blog is true. It’s all fake.

    And Peta is actually Ulrich.

    Or haven’t you worked that out yet? C’mon man, crack the case! You’re so good at it!

  28. Posted October 21, 2009 at 9:36 PM | Permalink

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/

  29. DudeYou'reLyingAgain
    Posted October 21, 2009 at 10:27 PM | Permalink

    Rob. I thought you were one of the nice guys. Touche. You got me. I’ve been silly. I’m sorry.

    Could I ask a favour, if I may be so bold? Could you please send me the cache of links you have to pithy internet-related jokes? I find these incredibly amusing, as opposed to normal humour, which I find crass and distasteful.

    If you put them in a rapidshare zip file I will send fifty dollars to your house.

    Peace, man.

  30. Rudy
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 1:19 AM | Permalink

    It keeps going. This is great.

    Internet dude writes something patently dumb on the internet, gets a well deserved condescending comment posted in response, then goes haywire insulting everyone and defending his own dumb remark.

    I like his tactic of diverting attention from the fact that he is posting under two names (DudeYou’reLyingAgain and WTF?, one angry, one calm), by accusing other people of posting under two names.

    If you are a troll, dude, I have to hand it to you. That’s commitment!

  31. DudeYou'reLyingAgain
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 4:51 PM | Permalink

    Now……what was I going to say? … oh god! I’m such a dill sometimes! I do it all the time; I start typing and then the moment my fingers hit the keyboard I forget what I want to say. Don’t you hate that? Um… ahhhh.. hang on a sec… I nearly had it… Oh! Yeah! I remember now:

    Eat a dick Rudy. :)

    That’s it. That’s what I wanted to say.

  32. Mike
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 7:32 PM | Permalink

    @ Rudy. This keeps going because someone can’t help having the last word, even if it is only to admonish us to munch on the male member. Perhaps the Dude for all his offensive arrogant stupidity is really only trying to share with us the wonders of his brave new world – eating dick

  33. DudeYou'reLyingAgain
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 7:43 PM | Permalink

    Hey Mike. When you say ’someone’ can’t help having the last word, do you mean me?
    Also eat a dick.

  34. Rudy
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 2:41 AM | Permalink

    My surname is Huxtable. I am a lady.

    So eating a dick, not so bad.

  35. Posted October 23, 2009 at 11:27 PM | Permalink

    @DudeYou’reLyingAgain – you never cease to make me laugh. You know, you should write a blog!

    But make sure every word you write is positive and fact checked, otherwise you’ll have fucktards commenting making themselves look like total neanderthals.

    Yes, I am one of the angry ones. But at least I’ve managed to go through life with a scrap of intelligence, unlike some who can only try and argue their point with ‘eat a dick’.

  36. Posted October 25, 2009 at 10:42 AM | Permalink

    i love dick!

  37. Bazoo
    Posted October 25, 2009 at 3:53 PM | Permalink

    No, I actually think that DudeYou’reLyingAgain made a solid point, being that some of these posts reek of a kind of desperation. I want to write this line > I want to write a story with this line > I want to write a convincing story couched in the real world that allows me to use this line > I want to write convincing story couched in the real world that allows me to use this line in such a way as it appears to be an incidentally brilliant product of my creatively perceptive, razor-sharp mind. Is that not the limit of the thought process going on here? I can see it dripping off the corner of my browser.

    And so I differ from Dude in that I actually don’t really enjoy this blog. I think it’s the kind of thing that someone writes to get themselves off on the self-satisfied idea that, oh yes, I am *filling gaps in my existence with creative observation that have not been filled before!!!*. But when you have seen them filled before, a long time ago, in old 90’s blogs even, ones that served to create the very form of media which people like this mumble their thoughts on, of all things, their office (thank you for putting Dilbert into the world of words, loser)… well, things like this lose their sheen.

    And in reply to the auto-generated “WELL IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT DON’T COME HERE!!!!” line – fuck you, and no. I will *always* come to places where people create mountains of glistening toss and then sit atop them beaming proudly, and I will let them know what, in my humble opinion, it is they are resting on. The Internet would have, on occasion, had leeches like this guy earning millions in the past if people like myself didn’t tell them how rubbish they were. Or if they never got told, simply and eloquently, to eat a dick.

  38. Posted October 25, 2009 at 8:17 PM | Permalink

    @Bazoo – Who do you think you are? Your point may be half valid if more people – or rather ANYONE else but yourself had said they didn’t enjoy the blog. Unfortunately though, everyone else here has stated they enjoy the blog.

    The internet is a very big place, there’s ample space for you to find content you enjoy – why come here and shit on someone else’s creativity – that is enjoyed by others – just to fulfill your own sick desire to be a self satisfied troll? The writer of this blog does not get paid for this, does not earn any particular notoriety from this blog given their anonymous pen name and actually sacrifices their time and money to provide something that people obviously enjoy.

    While I realise I’m now continuing to feed said troll, I would be a bad person – and a bad fan of this writer – if I didn’t tell you that you’re a fucking dickhead that should fuck off to wherever you came from.

    You and your opinions are not welcome here.

    Leeches like this guy? What?

    I’m no fan of Britney Spears, but it doesn’t mean I’m turning up to her concerts throwing fecal matter at her while she’s on stage. I have no right. I have not been harmed by; nor have contributed to; her wealth or fame – so why should I be able to try and thwart her?

    What a bastard you are. Go somewhere you’re welcome: http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

  39. Bazoo
    Posted October 26, 2009 at 4:59 AM | Permalink

    That’s a good one, buddy. My opinions don’t count because you and your mate like this blog. Well YOUR opinions don’t count because *I* don’t like this blog, so there, la la la. Would it help if I trawled the net to look for other people to agree with me? Do opinions need to have numeric, cumulative weight with you? You oik. What a silly thing to say.

    Particularly silly because I already made a preventative reply to, as I said, any auto-generated WELL JUST GO AWAY THEN!!!!!1 pink fits. Trolls are dull. Sensitive types who rage in bizarrely identical ways to big bad nasty Internet people that say big bad nasty things they don’t like, they are even duller.

    My opinions fit right in here. I simply type them in a box, and enter my details, and then when I press the button they appear. They are amazingly welcome. Yours too. If you agreed with me, you’d be clapping and eeking and cheering me on. But you don’t, so from that basis you, again in very Internet-y fashion, deign to tell me I’m not welcome. Well I’m going to do that too and say you’re not welcome. I’m also going to call you a cunt because we’ve dipped right into names. You’re not welcome here, cunt, because I have decided that only people who hate this blog are welcome here, and so you should fuck off. What a cunt you are.

    Anyway, I dare you to have a look for Britney Spears hate sites on the net and see if you find anything. You may find… one or two. Not to say that they’re lobbing turds at the woman. They’re just emphatically declaring that she is rubbish. And so they should. They’re creating memes, as Dawkins might say. More memes exist portraying Britney as rubbish than those that exist trashing, say, Beethoven, and I might say that this is because, yes, Britney really IS more rubbish than Beethoven. Perhaps you’d just say ‘What a bastard they are,’ though. Not very sensible so I move on.

    I’m a bit too busy to create a blog for this writer about how redundant he is, and it’s not really a necessity at this point because he is, as you say, a no-name. But it’s important to point out when you see that something is toss. You may not understand the importance of it but I do. Adding to the meme pool; making an important point… call it what you will.

    Finally, the thing is, you mentioned about the ample space on the Internet, yes? Yep, well, this is another reason why I should point out to somebody if they’re writing the same garbage that a million other people have plastered over other crevices in the ample space before. You too. You clearly weren’t aware of this kind of thing either, given how rubbish your blog is. But that’s beside the point.

  40. Posted October 26, 2009 at 4:07 PM | Permalink

    @Bazoo – I’m not even going to waste my time rebutting all your self indulgent asshatery because there’s no point.

    Because you’re completely confident in the fact of your cowardly anonymity and will obviously not be swayed by any reasonable nor anger filled response, because you face no consequences.

    I’d love it if you weren’t happily bathing in anonymity though – because then, I would find out where you work, I would find out what your hobbies are and I would happily sit there criticising every single thing you try to do. I don’t expect you’re the best at whatever you do – and I don’t expect you ever will be, no matter how hard you try. So I would play on all of those insecurities and nibble at your self respect and self esteem until you are nothing.

    That doesn’t make me a very nice person does it? Neither are you.

    You can use the outdated and juvenile “you say you are but what am I?” argument as much as you want, cuntface, because it’s worthless. Just like your opinion in this comments page. You’re about as worthless as a creationist on an atheism forum, sure you’ll go on touting your shit, you’ll probably continue after I make this comment – but the point you’re making is completely irrelevant and based in a fantasy land.

    Well either wake up, or go on trolling – I really don’t give a shit.

  41. WTF?
    Posted October 26, 2009 at 4:58 PM | Permalink

    Sorry Rudy, but I know my protestations of innocence will fall on flame-deaf ears. I am not Elbow.

    However, again, while you guys are all being fecal monkeys, there’s still at kid out there apparantly abused by his dad, women getting sexually harrassed, and a guy who likes to hit Thailand for some illegal porn.

    But you stay happy in your nice little bubbles.

  42. Posted October 26, 2009 at 5:36 PM | Permalink

    You guys are funny.

  43. Bazoo
    Posted October 26, 2009 at 6:35 PM | Permalink

    I don’t like this blog, and since you got all uppity with me I had a look at your blog and thought I’d let you know I don’t think yours is worth a dime either. It’d make you feel better if you knew what I was up to so you could, what, get me back? What do you want, a fucking Tax File Number? If it ain’t that important to you, Blogger, then you wouldn’t be talking like you want to put a price on my head for saying things that got you defensive. Since it does appear to be that important, realign your values. Anonymity’s entirely beside the point. You were the one who chose to engage in with me about What A Bastard I Am. I’ve explained thoroughly why I am What A Bastard I Am.

    Be prepared for other people to say, occasionally quite vocally, that they don’t like things that you like. Or that they don’t like your things. It’s weird that you’re not all-encompassingly right, I know, but it’s true or it may be true. You may simply exercise the right to tell those people to eat a dick and move on. Only rubbish writers get annoyed at criticism because they’re worried it might be true, I heard. You’re rubbish so that’s probably the case here, isn’t it. Cue another stroke. Ha ha.

    I rather like what WTF said. You’re right. I’ll get on the phone to DOCS right away.

  44. DudeYou'reLyingAgain
    Posted October 26, 2009 at 8:41 PM | Permalink

    Hey Peta. Yeah, I’m back. *sigh*.

    I need your advice – I’m also thinking about setting up a blog, but my one wont exist purely as a means to facilitate my trawling the net for dick.

    Thinking maybe it’ll be about gardening or something. Not trawling the net for dick.

    Anyway, keep pumping that two years of tertiary-level philosophy study into your posts. You paid for it, and it’s yours to use, right? And your writing… well, lemme say this: Your vocab is tight, girl! And the philosophy shit? Damn! Shit’s smart. Trust me, you don’t sound like a moronic whore with basic philosophy skillz and a blog to streamline their trawling the net for dick, at all.

  45. Bazoo
    Posted October 26, 2009 at 9:15 PM | Permalink

    Haha! It’s good to refer to her blog. I think, well, at least some blogs actually DESERVE nasty replies, if you know what I mean.

    You know, I almost started to let Peta know of my thoughts on her actual blog by posting on it. But I caught myself. I thought, this is someone that has already made a oath written in the blood of her own palm swearing that she will one day take my life just because I don’t think the same thing as her. What would she do if I actually told her what I thought about her posts? Christ. It’d be more than Tax File Numbers then. I’d be strung up. She’d FIND me.

    Actually I’d beat the snot out of her if she did. That said, I wouldn’t necessarily need to bother; I could just say that I did, think of a clever title and make it tie in with the narrative, and pretend it all happened and that it just spilled out of my neural ‘beautiful art machine’. I’ve learned that that’s the way writers do things. Didn’t you know? Don’t you KNOW what a writer is?

  46. Posted October 28, 2009 at 4:23 AM | Permalink

    Oh I see what you did there, mr clever! You made an irrelevant argument!

    Well have fun with your new friend – I wouldn’t want to interrupt your circlejerk of stupidity with philosophical thoughts about ‘trawling the net for dick’ from that philosophy class I never went to.

    You two are perfect for each other! Enjoy!

  47. Rudy
    Posted October 29, 2009 at 4:26 AM | Permalink

    I’d be interested to see which IP addresses match from the posts in these comments.
    You can check that as a feature of wordpress.

    It would be nice to find out the geographics involved here too. Some of these post reek of “typical single Aussie redneck male”. Couldn’t please a woman to save their lives.

  48. Posted November 5, 2009 at 10:31 AM | Permalink

    my brain hurts.
    you people are too smart for ol steve cock..
    im so glad i read this, my soul feels a lot lighter.

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