By frenchelbow
My liver has become the dipstick for my mental health
By frenchelbow
Being ejected from a bar because you can’t stop spraying beer out your nose is oddly satisfying.
By frenchelbow
When someone asks you if you find incest sexy, the answer should never be “mostly”
By frenchelbow
“I found myself firmly wedged in the gap between checking my personal emails and actually starting to do real work. I call this time ‘pre-boreding’”