By frenchelbow
Some people are addicted to drugs, some are addicted to being self righteous
By frenchelbow
Christmas comes but once a year, whereas poor people never stop.
By frenchelbow
What do you do when the server goes down, why exactly the same thing of course…
By frenchelbow
No matter who you are or what position you hold within an office there is one golden rule “Hold it together in front of the client”
By frenchelbow
If you make fun of the mentally handicapped and no one is around to hear it, did a tree fall over in the wood somewhere?
By frenchelbow
My liver has become the dipstick for my mental health
By frenchelbow
some people shouldn’t indulge in exercise, the endorphin rush make them like angry drunks
By frenchelbow
Irony hurts way more than Bankles.
By frenchelbow
If you find yourself running from a Tyrannosaurs Rex or sleeping with a young hottie that turns out to be your great great grandchild, then I really do apologise. It’s all my fault you see, for yesterday I foolishly broke the space time continuum in my lunch hour.
By frenchelbow
In all of the meetings I have to attend there is one common motif. At some point, one person around the table will begin doodling. When it’s a doodle of a doodle… things can only go badly.