Tag Archives: office humor

My Lunch (Quarter of an) Hour

5th
Aug. × ’09

“The problem with eating lunch at your desk is that it apparently means people can walk up, scrape the lettuce of polite small talk off the conversation sandwich and simply sink their teeth into the ham of annoying questions”

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Time and a Halfwit

3rd
Aug. × ’09

“You just know Marty McFly never had days like this”

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Too Much to Think

27th
Jul. × ’09

“My socks are the only things left to gather up my brain, which slowly slick-drips out of my ears from an unexpected hate migraine”

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Karmageddon

22nd
Jul. × ’09

“Does your office have need of a karmic colonic? Maybe you too need a feng shwanker”

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The Bored Room

21st
Jul. × ’09

“So a funny thing happened to me on the way to cash my welfare cheque”

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A Room with an Interview

20th
Jul. × ’09

“I am now responsible for the deaths of millions of theoretical dogs”

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The Hole Picture

20th
Jul. × ’09

“In a way, she did end up having her vegetables…”

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Saving Face

9th
Jul. × ’09

“People wonder why when they ask me how work is going, I slap them in the face”

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Getting Ahead-ache

7th
Jul. × ’09

“Luckily I can’t hit the glass ceiling, there are too many women already in the way”

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Backspace to the Future

6th
Jul. × ’09

“An ode to a real office hero…”

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