Tag Archives: office humour

Time Keeps on Sipping

14th
Oct. × ’09

If you find yourself running from a Tyrannosaurs Rex or sleeping with a young hottie that turns out to be your great great grandchild, then I really do apologise. It’s all my fault you see, for yesterday I foolishly broke the space time continuum in my lunch hour.

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Cock-A-Doodle-Don’t

13th
Oct. × ’09

In all of the meetings I have to attend there is one common motif. At some point, one person around the table will begin doodling. When it’s a doodle of a doodle… things can only go badly.

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The Emperor’s New Ho’s

12th
Oct. × ’09

“Sigh… I remember when male bonding involved poker, not poking”

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Wife Imprisonment

6th
Oct. × ’09

Being ejected from a bar because you can’t stop spraying beer out your nose is oddly satisfying.

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The Last Walt

5th
Oct. × ’09

“I can’t tell if my boss is an evil genius or a gifted idiot”

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You Are Who You Eat

4th
Oct. × ’09

When someone asks you if you find incest sexy, the answer should never be “mostly”

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Darth Punk’d

23rd
Sep. × ’09

My boss showed me the secret to becoming a manager, let’s face it those soul things are just pesky anyway.

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Who’s Your Deity?

22nd
Sep. × ’09

“Steve talks in Caucasian Ghettonese. It’s a mish-mash of MTV dialects, and if you’re young and white – he will speak to you like you’re a card carrying member of the Black Panthers”

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The Family Manager

15th
Sep. × ’09

My friends used to tell me that I drank too much, now that they read this blog that topic never comes up.

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You Shall Not Password

14th
Sep. × ’09

“No amount of existential lube is going to save me when I get back to work”

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