Tag Archives: office humour

The FAQs of Life

14th
Sep. × ’09

“Ulrich asks the tough questions about life, the universe and his dad’s spunk”

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The Pollygraph Test

10th
Sep. × ’09

“I’ve had an official complaint registered about my attitude to women from someone who listens to Fiddy Cent”

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Taxi Rancour

9th
Sep. × ’09

“There is only one job more exciting than being a taxi driver…”

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Wackronym

8th
Sep. × ’09

“Office Worker Snaps and Builds Igloo From Co-worker’s Teeth”

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A Square Peg in a Shit Hole

7th
Sep. × ’09

“The office isn’t a hole, it’s just a slight depression”

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Jerk in Progress

6th
Sep. × ’09

“A cigarette and a shot of vodka is otherwise known as a supermodel’s breakfast”

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Step Into My Orifice

2nd
Sep. × ’09

“If you do step into my orifice, then please wipe your feet before entering, and really, really wipe them after you leave”

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Tales From the Corrupt

1st
Sep. × ’09

“I think Ulrich would survive a zombie plague, because there would be very little to feast on between his ears”

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Yo or No

31st
Aug. × ’09

When you’re on holiday, no one can hear you scream

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My Lunch (Quarter of an) Hour

5th
Aug. × ’09

“The problem with eating lunch at your desk is that it apparently means people can walk up, scrape the lettuce of polite small talk off the conversation sandwich and simply sink their teeth into the ham of annoying questions”

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